We would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your continued support in this circumstance. As a clear, hardcore, supporter of our future leader, the revered and respected, Robert Halfon, you will understand just as we do the importance of our cause and why your continued internet PR has been nothing but an exceptional boost to the 'Halfon for PM' campaign.
It is unfortunate that in this day and age people resort to sarcasm or vindictive posts on the internet when they are frightened by such incredible, promising and quite frankly, unique ideas for the future that Robert Halfon has. It is simply a case of simpler minds not comprehending the vision Robert has.
Thankfully however, your un-moveable allegiance to his cause has not gone unnoticed and as a result we would like to offer you the distinct opportunity to join us and Robert for drinks and nibbles at the prestigious William Aylmer, the local Wetherspoons, next Saturday at 7pm.
If you could RSVP ASAP so we can begin printing 'Robert Halfon - Future President of FIFA' leaflets and other media for distribution on the evening.
In closing, Thank You!
Robert Halfon's Great Aunty Mildred
Who ever did thank you for making me laugh this morning. You really should own up though as it's a piece of comedy genius.