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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

It's not celeb stalking on Twitter if it's your birthday.Hopefully.



As some of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook will know it was my birthday yesterday and having become a bit of a Twitter addict over this last year I wondered if I could get a Happy Birthday tweet from a celeb. Unsurprisingly I just found it an opportunity to take the piss a bit. Much to the annoyance of some of my followers (who's twitter feeds were probably clogged up for ages with my ramblings). Anyway here they are.

Hi @thedappy it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I love your music. - from NDubz.

Hi @piersmorgan it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? @Lord_Sugar bet me £1000 you wouldn't.

Hi @Lord_Sugar it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I own all your books and still used my Amstrad.

Hi @THERussellGrant how about sending some of that love I keep showing you my way. it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet?Cheers :D

Hi @patsharp it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I still watch my old VHS tapes of Fun House on a daily basis.

Hi @domjoly you blocked me recently for fuck all but it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet?I still find your giant phone gag funny

Hi @caroldecker it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I've got a load of china in my hands and I'm not afraid to smash it if not. - Lead singer of 80's band Tpau.

Hi @TheoPaphitis it's my birthday 2day.Any chance of a retweet?Iu r my favourite Dragon after the man with long black hair and shoulder pads.

Hi @thekeithchegwin you blocked me last year after a comment regarding your jokes but it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet?

Hi @Only1AlexReid it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet?I I voted for you over 100 times when you were in Big Brother. - Ex-husband of Jordan.

Hi @WayneRooney it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I'm a real #ManUtd fan. I live in London and everything.

Hi @therealgokwan it's my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I wear all your fashions.

Hi @johnprescott its my 33rd birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? U r the reason I became a boxer.

Hi @BearGrylls its my birthday today. Any chance of a retweet? I'm tweeting this to u from a self made shelter of snow in Antarctica.

Hi @RobbieSavage8 its my birthday today any chance of a RT. I've got amazing hair like u but I'm really shit at dancing ... and football.

Hi @JKCorden its my birthday today. Anychance of a RT? I've taken multiple punches 2 the face defending your role in #Doctorwho - Gavin & Stacy star James Corden.

Hi @ajhmurray it's my birthday today. Any chance of a RT? I'm a massive fan. GARLIC BREAD!!! - Comedian Al Murray.


As you can see there was probably a good reason why no one bothered (That is of course if they saw them at all) but I did get a response from Russell Grant, Carol Decker and Nicola Bryant who played companion Peri Brown in Doctor Who back in the 80's.

@THERussellGrant Happy solar return Scorpio LA! x

@thenicolabryant happy birthday. Your mate @ccbaxter suggested you might like a tweet. Have a great day. :)



Oh well. Maybe I'll try again next year.*


*By the way I've no idea why I'm using a picture of Charlie Sheen here. I just thought it would give this blog post some credibility *Cough*.