How to get blocked by Keith Chegwin on Twitter

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Having only got really into Twitter over the last week I've been following anyone and everyone (I'm sure I'll get bored soon).

One of the people I've been following is Keith Chegwin. Keith has been known for ages on Twitter for the terrible jokes he tweets on a daily basis.
Not so bad you might think but he seems to spam the whole page with 20 in one go which I find most annoying.

So this morning while on Twitter I posted "Anyone else want to rip their own eyes out after reading @thekeithchegwins shite jokes?" or words to that effect.

Not half an hour later he sent me a message. Nice of him really and he does have a point.

I shouldn't of tagged him in the tweet thinking about it.

And I've discovered he blocked my from his page.

CHEGGERS PLAYS POP!

Letter To George Osborne

I stumbled across this last week and I thought I'd share it with you.

Chancellor of the Exchequer
11 Downing Street
London
England

24th June 2010

Dear George Osbourne

It has come to my attention that while many of my friends and I were at the funeral of our good friend Paul Reekie (aged 48) it would appear that you were giving a speech in Parliament announcing your intentions to slash the benefits paid to the poorest and most vulnerable in our society.

I thought I would let you know that Paul took his own life last week. He didn’t leave a note but he laid out two letters on his table. One was notifying him that his housing benefit had been stopped. The other was notifying him that his incapacity benefit had been stopped. Unlike you and your fellow upper class ponces Paul was a creative genius and much loved by all who knew him.

Anyway, the reason I’m writing this letter is just so you know the human cost of attacking those on benefits. And also to let you know that if you are ever in Edinburgh, and we have the misfortune to meet, I’d like to kick your fucking cunt in.

Yours sincerely

Kevin Williamson

Regarding the Pope coming to the UK last week...

So the Pope came to the British Isles last week and it got me wondering if any catholics out there have morals?

Looking at the crowds last week that were flocking to see a man that covered up child abuse it did not appear so.

How could they even stand to be in the same place and even pay money to see someone that has covered up these hideous crimes against children?

I'm almost at a loss for words at this mass condoning and worship for him. The very actions of all the people that went to see him, and the millions around the world that support him makes me wonder the sanity of this world.

You should all go to sleep at night with the sound of crying children ringing loud and clear in your heads.

The Walking Dead - 76 ISSUES, 76 COVERS.

Here is a video I've made featuring the covers of all 76 issues so far of award winning comic 'THE WALKING DEAD'.

The music 'The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore' by The Walker Brothers is feature in the recent trailer for the live action television show bsed on the series coming to screens this October on AMC.

A few thoughts on Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

I really like Marauder. When I first heard a new ST's film was coming out I was a bit worried after the shower of shite Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation was.
When it was confirmed that Casper Van Dien was returning as Rico (from the fantastic original) I was sold.
The effects are nowhere near as good as the original film but I still think they are pretty good for a low budget movie.

The story itself is great as well (if not stretching it a tiny bit) and echos the first films lunacy with such things as the blood/gore and the funny Fed Net reports. No doubt because Edward Neumeier put pen to paper.
The character of Gen. Dix Hauser (played by Boris Kodjoe) is a favourite in this as he is the typical extremist with his beliefs and it makes me laugh everytime.
The new bugs are cool all though I'll admit the whole religious theme starts to get a little over the top by the end.
When I first watched it I was reminded of a comic series I had years ago based on ST's. The story involved 3 teenagers on a farm planet that is overrun by bugs and their parents and fellow townsfolk were wiped out. To cut a long story short the power suits were introduced and tested by the runaway teenager who was released from prison (I forget why but his two other friends join the infantry).

Anyone remember this?It was cool to see them used in the films finally but they were very underused.
Anyway, even if you don't like this film you should watch it for Jolene Blalock atleast. Hmmm, Jolene Blalock.

A tribute to Christopher Reeve - Superman

I've nott posted anything for a few weeks but I thought I would share with you this video I made today featuring my favourite and one true Superman Christopher Reeve.

The guy was a legend and I know I'm not the only one that loved him.

RIP

Doctor Who goes X-Rated!?! Nah, it wasn't his Sonic Screwdriver hanging out.

This weeks episode of Doctor Who 'The Lodger' seemed to cause some controversy and it wasn't because of comedian and general annoyance James Corden.

Doctor Who fans sent message boards into overdrive as they were convinced they
had seen more of actor Matt Smith than they were supposed to.In new episode The
Lodger, which aired on BBC One on Saturday evening and guest starred Gavin And
Stacey's James Corden, the Time lord dropped his towel as he left the bathroom,
and fans claimed that by freeze framing the show at 15 minutes and ten seconds
they caught a glimpse of Matt's manhood.But a BBC spokesperson said: "Fans might
speculate about what they saw. But I can assure them that Matt wasn't totally
naked when he filmed these scenes. He was sporting an item to protect his
modesty."One Dr Who fan who posted details on a website claimed: "It is true,
you can clearly see. Yes, while millions were watching the football I really did
see the Doctor's w***y."

While you can clearly imagine the BBC would never make such an error for investigation purposes myself and a friend felt we should discover the truth.

As you can see it's clearly a pouch he is wearing but I am sure the POINTS OF VIEW clan will be writing in about it while also ranting about the headbutting scene as well.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to assess my life and try and find out the reason I obtained photos of a freeze framed part naked Time Lord.